Rather than tequila shots at the bar, indulge in a glass (or four) of wine. Why? Because it's way better than any of your other liquor options. Whether you're choosing between beer, vodka, tequila, or whatever else you have on-hand, wine will always be better. Take your chances with the fruity drink, get drunk off a bottle, and you'll see how much of a difference it makes in your night (or day, we don't judge.) Still need convincing? Take a look at this list of reasons why getting wine drunk trumps any other kind of drunk.