Facial tattoos are questionable to begin with. Unless you're Kat Von D, it can be pretty hard to pull off an elegant face tattoo. This UK couple took that concept even further when a man convinced his girlfriend to let him tattoo his name above her eyebrows. Before you go making adorable excuses for him, contemplate this quote he gave in an interview: “I’ve branded her like Heinz Beans.” Hopefully, we don't have to explain to you the many things that are wrong with this statement. In case you need some clarification, though, we'll give you some more info on this strange story.